Kimberly Harrington is the author of AMATEUR HOUR (2018) and BUT YOU SEEMED SO HAPPY (2021). She’s a regular contributor and columnist for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and her work has appeared in The New Yorker, The New York Times, and The Cut. She is also the co-founder and editor of parenting humor site RAZED (RIP). Her day job is copywriter and creative director and don’t you worry, she’ll be keeping it.

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