Kimberly Harrington is a regular contributor and columnist for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, the co-founder and editor of parenting humor site RAZED, and a copywriter and creative director. Her work has appeared in The New Yorker, The New York TimesThe Cut, and on Medium. Her first book AMATEUR HOUR: MOTHERHOOD IN ESSAYS AND SWEAR WORDS is out now from Harper Perennial. She lives in Vermont.

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